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Jerks Aren't Hot

Author: frostedoverrose
Inspiration: I was reading some recaps. Gehayi and Ket said that they would love it if some girl didn't stare open mouthed and get flustered at the sight of Christian. So I got this idea.
Words:1,131
Summary: Caroline Frost goes in for a interview with Christian Grey. Thankfully she decides to listen to her instinct and get out of there, but not without some words.
Author's Note: I'm sure the timeline takes place somewhere in Fifty Shades of Grey or something, but it's in recent times. I think it's a sort of crossover. But I'll let you figure out which crossover. I did research some interview questions.

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Shifting Colours Part 9: Confrontation

Title: Shifting Colours, part 9
Author: celticlonging
Fandom: Fifty Shades trilogy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1267
Inspiration: gehayi and ketmakura’s sporking of Fifty Shades Darker
Summary: Everyone tries to control the situation.
Author’s Note: I don’t own anything from Fifty Shades. I’d like to say a big thank-you to scribal_goddess for the loan of her original character.
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Fic Rec: Lions Eat Lambs

Title: Lions Eat Lambs
Author: Raggdolly
Fandom(s): Twilight/The Most Dangerous Game (implied)
Rating: R or NC-17, depending on how strong your stomach is.
Word Count: ~45,000
Warnings: Vampire violence, strong language, some sensuality.
Summary: "A camping expedition goes awry when Bella's friends disappear. While searching for them, she stumbles upon the manor of Edward Cullen, unaware that she is about to become a pawn in his dangerous game - a game she can't afford to lose. AU/OOC/Vamp & Human/"Darkward"" -- Raggdolly

Note from Reccer: I'm recommending this for those who prefer dangerous/nasty/bloodthirsty vampires, particularly those folks who find Edward's "vigilante" days more believeable than his love for Bella. If you believe Edward is a complete psycho and wished he'd just OWN THAT SHIT, this'll be right up your alley.

Read "Lions Eat Lambs" here.

Fic Rec: Masks

Title: Masks
Author: light4dawn
Fandom(s): Twilight
Rating: T
Word Count: 8,000
Summary: This is a realistic version of what happens after the happy ending.  What happens after Breaking Dawn? Did Jacob really forget all about his tribe, his pack and his love for Bella because he imprinted on her daughter? Is Renesmee truly the key to Jacob's happiness? Can Jake and Bells really still be friends?

Words Do More Than Assert Dominance

Title: Words Do More Than Assert Dominance
Author: mage_apprentice
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some blood
Word Count:
Inspiration: Garret's infuriating speech and by esme_amelia's request.
Summary: Garret didn't think about the consequences of his little "speech."

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Title: Shifting Colours, part 7
Author: celticlonging
Rating: pg-13
Warnings: Fifty Shades canon
Word Count: 1,119
Inspiration: gehayi and ketmakura's sporking of Fifty Shades Darker
Summary: Robert hears about Leila.

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Poor Unfortunate Souls, Chapter Six: Anoxic

Title: Poor Unfortunate Souls
Fandom(s):Fifty Shades Trilogy
Rating: R
Word Count: This Chapter: 4,431, Everything: 44,714.
Inspiration: Blame gehayi, people. She mentioned in the comments way back around chapter 4 of Fifty Shades Darker that she'd love to see a) Grey properly prosecuted for his crimes, b) some kickass ladies taking him down, c) Grey pitted against an awesome wizard, or d) all of the above. This is option d.
Warnings: For the whole fanfic: Discussions of: rape, stalking, emotional abuse, psychological abuse, gaslighting, financial abuse, and identity theft. Mentions of possible child abuse, and malpracticing doctors and psychiatrists, domestic abuse, and wrongful imprisonment. Christian Grey demonstrates signs of either being a malignant narcissist or having antisocial personality disorder. Elena Lincoln is the same pedophile that she is in canon. Nearly everyone else in this story has PTSD. Discussions of other mental illnesses. Offscreen Violence. Sexual acts native to the Fifty Shades canon.
Chapter Specific Warnings: Suicidal ideation, mentions of past rape and abuse, offscreen character death, emotional flashbacks, Christian Grey is an awful man
Summary: Kate decides to hire a pair of detectives to investigate Christian Grey, in the vain hope that she can find a way to keep Ana safe from him. The detectives have no idea what a mess they've just signed up for, but it's not just Grey they'll end up investigating, though his crimes are many.
Author's Note  Allie and Lindsay belong to me, Fifty Shades does not, and this is an urban fantasy AU containing magic but no supernatural creatures.
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That Only A Mother

Title: That Only A Mother

Word Count: 1,240

Fandom: Fifty Shades

Pairing: None

Summary: Christian always thought his mother died in that hotel room. He's wrong.

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Wake

Wake, a Twilight spitefic

Title: Wake
Author: albion_witch
Fandom:Twilight
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1265
Inspirations: Chapter 32 of Breaking Dawn and the main characters’ general disregard for humans
Summary: Jessica and Lauren talk after a funeral. Post-“Breaking Dawn”

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Title: Shifting Colours, part 6
Author: celticlonging
Fandom: Fifty Shades trilogy
Rating: R
Warnings: Mentions of physical and sexual abuse
Word Count: 1827
Inspiration: gehayi and ketmakura’s sporking of Fifty Shades Darker
Summary: Robert has a very revealing conversation with Jason Taylor.
Author’s Note: I don’t own anything from Fifty Shades.

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Title: Poor Unfortunate Souls
Fandom(s):Fifty Shades Trilogy
Rating: R
Word Count: This Chapter: 2,483, Everything: Lots.
Inspiration: Blame gehayi, people. She mentioned in the comments way back around chapter 4 ofFifty Shades Darker that she'd love to see a) Grey properly prosecuted for his crimes, b) some kickass ladies taking him down, c) Grey pitted against an awesome wizard, or d) all of the above. This is option d.
Warnings: For the whole fanfic: Discussions of: rape, stalking, emotional abuse, psychological abuse, gaslighting, financial abuse, and identity theft. Mentions of possible child abuse, and malpracticing doctors and psychiatrists, domestic abuse, and wrongful imprisonment. Christian Grey demonstrates signs of either being a malignant narcissist or having antisocial personality disorder. Elena Lincoln is the same pedophile that she is in canon. Nearly everyone else in this story has PTSD. Discussions of other mental illnesses. Offscreen Violence. Sexual acts native to the Fifty Shades canon.
Chapter Specific Warnings: None.
Summary: Kate decides to hire a pair of detectives to investigate Christian Grey, in the vain hope that she can find a way to keep Ana safe from him. The detectives have no idea what a mess they've just signed up for, but it's not just Grey they'll end up investigating, though his crimes are many.
Author's Note  Allie and Lindsay belong to me, Fifty Shades does not, and this is an urban fantasy AU containing magic but no supernatural creatures.
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Title: Poor Unfortunate Souls
Fandom(s):Fifty Shades Trilogy
Rating: R
Word Count: This Chapter: 2,483, Everything: Lots.
Inspiration: Blame gehayi, people. She mentioned in the comments way back around chapter 4 ofFifty Shades Darker that she'd love to see a) Grey properly prosecuted for his crimes, b) some kickass ladies taking him down, c) Grey pitted against an awesome wizard, or d) all of the above. This is option d.
Warnings: For the whole fanfic: Discussions of: rape, stalking, emotional abuse, psychological abuse, gaslighting, financial abuse, and identity theft. Mentions of possible child abuse, and malpracticing doctors and psychiatrists, domestic abuse, and wrongful imprisonment. Christian Grey demonstrates signs of either being a malignant narcissist or having antisocial personality disorder. Elena Lincoln is the same pedophile that she is in canon. Nearly everyone else in this story has PTSD. Discussions of other mental illnesses. Offscreen Violence. Sexual acts native to the Fifty Shades canon.
Chapter Specific Warnings: None.
Summary: Kate decides to hire a pair of detectives to investigate Christian Grey, in the vain hope that she can find a way to keep Ana safe from him. The detectives have no idea what a mess they've just signed up for, but it's not just Grey they'll end up investigating, though his crimes are many.
Author's Note  Allie and Lindsay belong to me, Fifty Shades does not, and this is an urban fantasy AU containing magic but no supernatural creatures.
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Title: Shifting Colours, part 5
Author: celticlonging
Fandom: Fifty Shades trilogy
Rating: PG-13, because it talks about Christian Grey and mentions a sexual act that happens in Fifty Shades canon
Warnings: Brief mention of sexual act
Word Count: 1818
Inspiration: gehayi and ketmakura’s sporking of Fifty Shades Darker
Summary: The Mendozas continue to observe.
Author’s Note: I don’t own anything from Fifty Shades. I’d like to say a big thank-you to scribal_goddess for the loan of Officer Emily Rayne. I tried to make Grey seem threatening in this chapter, and probably failed abysmally.

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Title: Poor Unfortunate Souls
Fandom(s):Fifty Shades Trilogy
Rating: R
Word Count: This Chapter: 3,310, Everything: Lots.
Inspiration: Blame gehayi, people. She mentioned in the comments way back around chapter 4 ofFifty Shades Darker that she'd love to see a) Grey properly prosecuted for his crimes, b) some kickass ladies taking him down, c) Grey pitted against an awesome wizard, or d) all of the above. This is option d.
Warnings: For the whole fanfic: Discussions of: rape, stalking, emotional abuse, psychological abuse, gaslighting, financial abuse, and identity theft. Mentions of possible child abuse, and malpracticing doctors and psychiatrists, domestic abuse, and wrongful imprisonment. Christian Grey demonstrates signs of either being a malignant narcissist or having antisocial personality disorder. Elena Lincoln is the same pedophile that she is in canon. Nearly everyone else in this story has PTSD. Discussions of other mental illnesses. Offscreen Violence. Sexual acts native to the Fifty Shades canon.
Chapter Specific Warnings: some discussion of rape, stalking, gaslighting, emotional, financial, and psychological abuse, and PTSD all around.
Summary: Kate decides to hire a pair of detectives to investigate Christian Grey, in the vain hope that she can find a way to keep Ana safe from him. The detectives have no idea what a mess they've just signed up for, but it's not just Grey they'll end up investigating, though his crimes are many.
Author's Note  Allie and Lindsay belong to me, Fifty Shades does not, and this is an urban fantasy AU containing magic but no supernatural creatures.
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Shifting Colours Part 4: Casa del Grey

Title: Shifting Colours, part 4
Author: celticlonging
Fandom: Fifty Shades trilogy
Rating: PG, because it talks about Christian Grey
Warnings: None
Word Count: 1891
Inspiration: gehayi and ketmakura's sporking of Fifty Shades Darker
Summary: Three of the Mendozas arrive at the Grey house to begin the investigation.
Author’s Note: I don’t own anything from Fifty Shades. From now on, the story doesn’t follow the Fifty Shades timeline.

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Title: Poor Unfortunate Souls
Fandom(s):Fifty Shades Trilogy
Rating: R
Word Count: This Chapter: 2,865, Everything: Lots.
Inspiration: Blame gehayi, people. She mentioned in the comments way back around chapter 4 ofFifty Shades Darker that she'd love to see a) Grey properly prosecuted for his crimes, b) some kickass ladies taking him down, c) Grey pitted against an awesome wizard, or d) all of the above. This is option d.
Warnings: For the whole fanfic: Discussions of: rape, stalking, emotional abuse, psychological abuse, gaslighting, financial abuse, and identity theft. Mentions of possible child abuse, and malpracticing doctors and psychiatrists, domestic abuse, and wrongful imprisonment. Christian Grey demonstrates signs of either being a malignant narcissist or having antisocial personality disorder. Elena Lincoln is the same pedophile that she is in canon. Nearly everyone else in this story has PTSD. Discussions of other mental illnesses. Offscreen Violence. Sexual acts native to the Fifty Shades canon.
For this chapter specifically: none.
Summary: Kate decides to hire a pair of detectives to investigate Christian Grey, in the vain hope that she can find a way to keep Ana safe from him. The detectives have no idea what a mess they've just signed up for, but it's not just Grey they'll end up investigating.
Author's Note  Allie and Lindsay belong to me, Fifty Shades does not, and this is an urban fantasy AU.
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Shifting Colours, Part 3

Title: Shifting Colours, part 3
Author: celticlonging
Fandom: Fifty Shades trilogy
Rating: PG, because it talks about Christian Grey
Warnings: None
Word Count: 1981
Inspiration: gehayi and ketmakura’s sporking of Fifty Shades Darker
Summary: Carrick faces some unpleasant truths.
Author’s Note: I don’t own anything from Fifty Shades. Everything else is my own invention. AU. There’s rather a large infodump in this chapter.

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Shifting Colours, part 2

Title: Shifting Colours, part 2
Author: celticlonging
Fandom: Fifty Shades Trilogy
Rating: PG
Warnings: Ever so slight language
Word Count: 1726
Inspiration: gehayi and ketmakura’s sporking of Chapter Seven of Fifty Shades Darker.
Summary: Robert learns more about Christian Grey, much to his discomfort. He also meets Taylor.
Author’s Note: I don’t own anything from Fifty Shades. Robert, Kevin, Toby and Michael are characters in a story I’m writing. Much like Part 1, this spitefic ran away with me. AU. The large chunk of italics in the middle are a flashback.

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Crime and Punishment

<b>Title: Crime and Punishment</b>
<b>Author: xxburningsoulxx and Mafia_Angel (her nickname---she and I collaborated on this)</b>
<b>Fandom(s): Fifty Shades of Grey</b>
<b>Rating: </b>
<b>Word Count: 576</b>
<b>Inspiration: The constant abuse that Ana had received from Christian and how he's treated her</b>
<b>Warnings:Blood, some Violence</b>
<b>Summary: What happens after all of the abuse, hateful words, and the control that one puts you through? Does it make you want to commit suidice or....better yet, take revenge? Ana finally gives in and confronts her abuser as he sleeps away; dreaming of things unheard of.  Ana, in her hand, holds his death sentence and hopes that she can be finally free of this monster.  </b>


They say the eyes are the window to a person’s soul- if that’s so then I say Christian Grey has no soul.
He is standing at the podium with his back straight, his chin up, as if he was a lord surveying his land. But it’s his eyes that are the most chilling part of him: dark and cold, no life. I’ve seen more life in a fish on my dinner plate than in his eyes. If we’re to go by a person’s eyes, then I would peg Christian Grey to be a human with no soul, a veritable monster out for blood.

Out for my blood.

He looks once more in my direction: the slightest upwards curve of his lips as we catch each other’s gaze again. I am transfixed by the creature before him: is he an enemy or he is a foe?
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You have to do this, I told myself as I walked down the hallway, the butcher knife grasped firmly in my hand. I moved as quietly as I could, every sense alert. Had the wooden floor always felt this grainy? Had my heart always beat so loudly? Had the shadows of the night always been so blended together, so indiscernible from each other that it made it impossible to see? I placed one hand against the door, holding my breath as it swung inward.

There he was: my monster.

Like an angel he slept: hair tousled, lips slightly parted. His skin was flushed from our earlier, forced, romp, a blissful look on his face. I stepped inward, forcing myself to exhale softly. I had to do this. I had to do this. One could argue that it was Mrs. Robertson who made him into who he was, one could argue that it was his mother who did such a thing to him. But in the end, it was up to those close to him to stop him. It was up to me. He was my monster, in the disguise of an angel, and it would be my duty to end this nightmare once and for all.

I paused at his bedside, the blade raised, watching his chest rise and fall. You have to do this. For you. For everyone that came before you. “I’m sorry,” I whispered as I brought the blade down with all the force I could manage.

He screamed: high, shrill as the pain awoke him slumber. Those gray eyes I had likened to soullessness, to a strange, erotic beauty I could not place, were full of malice, hatred as I jerked my blade out and flung it back in. Each motion, each frantic stabbing resulted in his blood spurting out: staining my skin, the sheets, stainless steel ripped through flesh with frightening ease, his hands doing nothing to stop my onslaught. It was the sound of his frantic breath, the sight of the remnants of his once muscled chest panting as he struggled to crawl away, the feel of his warm, sticky blood underneath my fingertips that excited me.
I took no notice of his punches, of his fingernails biting into my flesh as he tried to scratch me. I continued stabbing until his body stopped thrashing, until even the tiniest twitch disappeared and it was just I in the room with the corpse of my monster.

Like Frankenstein, I have helped create a monster.

And like a God I have decided to end its life.

The End

Fanfiction coming soon! :D Same title! This is just a preview of what we're writing! Please comment below on what ya'll think of it and give us some ideas on what to do.  It'll be greatly appreciated! 

Food for the Crows Prologue: Taylor

Summary: Christian Grey decided to fuck with SAMCRO. It did not end well for him.

Notes: This takes place in season one of Sons of Anarchy, before episode seven. This means that Kohn the stalker is still in town. And yeah, the timeline’s off, but I really wanted Kohn to get a harsher beatdown than he did in canon. Borrowed Taylor’s ex’s name from “Bump in the Night.” Also, in future parts, there will be very crude language and graphic violence.

EDIT: SON OF A HANDBAG I TOTALLY GOT HIS FIRST NAME WRONG. Fixed now!
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Title: Poor Unfortunate Souls
Fandom(s):Fifty Shades Trilogy
Rating: R
Word Count: This Chapter: 3,953, Everything: Lots.
Inspiration: Blame gehayi, people. She mentioned in the comments way back around chapter 4 of Fifty Shades Darker that she'd love to see a) Grey properly prosecuted for his crimes, b) some kickass ladies taking him down, c) Grey pitted against an awesome wizard, or d) all of the above. This is option d.
Warnings: For the whole fanfic: Discussions of: rape, stalking, emotional abuse, psychological abuse, gaslighting, financial abuse, and identity theft. Mentions of possible child abuse, and malpracticing doctors and psychiatrists, domestic abuse, and wrongful imprisonment. Christian Grey demonstrates signs of either being a malignant narcissist or having antisocial personality disorder. Elena Lincoln is the same pedophile that she is in canon. Nearly everyone else in this story has PTSD. Discussions of other mental illnesses. Offscreen Violence. Sexual acts native to the Fifty Shades canon.
For this chapter specifically: none.
Summary: Kate decides to hire a pair of detectives to investigate Christian Grey, in the vain hope that she can find a way to keep Ana safe from him. The detectives have no idea what a mess they've just signed up for.
Author's Note If I owned Fifty Shades, you guys wouldn't love me any more, unless of course I burnt it to the ground. Allie and Lindsay belong to me, and this is an urban fantasy AU.
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Shifting Colours

Title: Shifting Colours
Author: celticlonging
Fandom: Fifty Shades Trilogy
Rating: R
Warnings: Sexual act that happens in Fifty Shades canon
Word Count: 1649
Inspiration: gehayi and ketmakura’s sporking of Chapters Six and Seven of Fifty Shades Darker.
Summary: Sometimes seeing emotions is more a curse than a Gift, as a friend of Carrick Grey knows only too well when he arrives at the charity ball with his three sons.
Author’s Note: I don’t own anything from Fifty Shades. Robert, Kevin, Toby and Michael are characters in a story I’m writing. This spitefic kind of ran away with me. AU

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The Lone Wolf: Neelys Cemetery

Title: The Lone Wolf: Neelys Cemetery
Author: Quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2665
Inspiration: Breaking Dawn Chapter 12 - Some People Just Don't Grasp the Concept of "Unwelcome" (Part I), The Wedding Crashers
Warnings: Nudity, violence, and future Leah/Castiel
Summary: Leah's been on the road by herself for a while now. That's all about to change when she meets the Winchesters.
Disclaimer: Meyer owns Twilight. Kripke and Warner Brothers own Supernatural. das_mervin and Mrs. Hyde own The Wedding Crashers. I'm using their timeline with permission.

Author's Note: The places mentioned are real. And this is another example of "writing while drunk." Or buzzed. Don't worry. I went back and edited it.

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